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GWAR… it’s a noise. It’s a state of being. It’s a band. Created in 1985 and dressed as they are at right, would you believe they’re still around… doing things?

A mix of heavy-metal and punk rock, these guys are probably best known for their outrageous costumes and ridiculous on-stage performances: throwing “bodies” into a “machine” and spraying the audience with “blood” and “semen.” Oh my… where can I get some “tickets”?

Current members include: Oderus Urungus (immediate front in the above picture), Beefcake the Mighty (far back right), Flattus Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death, and Jizmak Da Gusha. But don’t forget those great former like Nippleus Erectus, and Lee Beato (and there are oh so many more).

Alas, talking doesn’t do these guys justice… so check out some videos after the jump.
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…also love alliteration.

Mr. Extreme and Shadow Hare are dressed up in costumes that would make Bruce Wayne jealous (if he were a naked, crack-addicted homeless man deprived of sleep for 11 days… and not Bruce Wayne).

See the footage after the jump…
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